What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like

I don't like religions.

Maybe leave out

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

But this is not

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

This isn't going to, hurt.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Innocent before proven guilty

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Deuteronomy 17

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Lose lips shimk ships.

Bible.. Hm.?

You shall not bear false witness.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Your going to be alright just relax

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?